By Chris ‘can’t write for toffee’ Chibnall
Minor spoilers follow
The fact I’m insulting the writer in the first line probably tells you what I thought of this one. It many ways it wasn’t as irritating as ‘The Ghost Monument’ or ‘Arachnids in the UK’ but it had another, major, problem. It bored me.
First the (few) positives. The P’Ting was actually quite an interesting idea, even if it looked like a gremlin crossed with the crazy frog. The idea of an alien that isn’t inherently evil but causes misery via its own efforts to survive has been done before on Who (those Stingrays in Planet of the Dead for example) but never quite like this. Chibnall’s irritating and ham-fisted politics rarely reared their head here. Also the direction was competent and the special effects have never been better. Unfortunately, I just ran out of positives.
Even the things I’ve liked about previous episodes didn’t shine here. The music faded into the background and wasn’t remotely memorable. Bradley Walsh did a good job but had nothing to work with this time. Ryan and Yaz got a share of the action but had nothing interesting to really do (again!). Jodie’s Doctor was less preachy but her enthusiasm remains annoying rather than infectious (if they’re going for a female Matt Smith vibe, they’re failing badly!). It seems clear that Chibnall always places more emphasis on the guest characters than the main cast, which was okay in previous weeks because the guest actors were usually interesting, well written or performed well.
This week, they were well acted but poorly written and totally bland. I couldn’t give a damn if any of them survived, which is never a good sign. Whatever you thought of Russell T. Davies, at least his supporting characters dying had an impact on the episode (As shown by the flashbacks in Journey’s End). Whatever you thought of Clara, Bill, Amy or Rory, at least Moffat ALWAYS gave them something of note to do. Chibnall is failing on both counts right now. He’s wasting his energy writing sub-plots no one really cares about (such as the Cicero siblings animosity or the male pregnant alien – who the hell bloody cares!!). The only thing he throws in that has an impact is Ryan and Graham’s shared grief, but that’s 2 mins out of 50 and can’t carry things by itself. Ryan’s absent father plot might work depending on how it pays off, but his revelation to Yaz about his mother seemed really random and not naturally brought up – the writing felt forced, as if Chibnall thought this needed to be introduced now, when really it should have been drip-fed throughout the series.
The big problem in the episode was the threat level was high, but you knew it would be okay in the end (one character might die, but you know a ship full of main cast can’t be destroyed. Again, the supporting characters being bland doesn’t help either, cause they’re the only ones ever really at threat here. The most interesting of them is dead in the first 15 mins, too.
Overall, the episode looks good and has a memorable alien for the first time this year, but the writing lets it down again, with bland characters, a half-baked plot and an ill-used cast. I’m hoping the other writers might pick things up now Chibnall’s run of stories is done. But I won’t hold my breath.
Rating: 2.5 out of 5
Next Time: A Yaz centric episode? Let’s hope it finally gives Mandip Gill something to work with.